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Delivery

'Do you deliver?' is a question we get asked quite a lot. 'Well what do you think? Duhh!' That's what we want to reply, but we keep it to ourselves because otherwise people would think us rude. Instead we actually say, 'Deliver, sir? Of course, sir. We have a comprehensive delivery service, sir'. Then we ask just 1 question: 'What exactly is it that Sir is considering purchasing?'

We divide deliveries into 3 categories: SMALL stuff, MEDIUM pieces and BIG things.

Small Things 
Anything that can go in the post Medium Things Some things that are too big to go in the post and some that are a bit heavier
Big Things  
Anything that can't go in the post
 UK Mainland £4.99    UK Mainland £24.99    UK Mainland £44.99
Anywhere Else Call or email us before making your purchase Anywhere Else Call or email us before making your purchase Anywhere else Call or email us before making your purchase

FAQ's or a few other things you might need to know about deliveries.

Q) How do I know if I live on the UK Mainland?
A) Do people look quite pasty and does it mostly rain?  Then it's probably the UK.
Q) Why do you charge for delivery at all?
A) It costs all companies to deliver goods to you. Some are honest about it & some companies hide their delivery charges in the cost of their goods. We think that's unfair on those customers (and there are many) who prefer to collect their own items, as it artificially inflates the price of our goods.
Q) Will the delivery company just dump and run?
A) Partly depends on where you live.

If you live in London, more often than not, what you get for your money is a nice van, with nice, strong men who will handle your goods with skill and care and place them just where you want them  - within reason.  Sometimes, if it'll fit in a box and can be delivered by a parcel company, then we'll do that instead. Further-a-field, we use a number of other companies, who, whilst reliable and friendly are likely to be less flexible and will probably only deliver to your door or hallway - unless you're especially nice to them.  Tea can often help to get them further.  Sorry, but they won't take away your old or unwanted furniture.

Q) Will they take my door off, climb fences, hoist things up through windows, etc. if needed.
A) No. Sorry, those are services outside that for which you have been charged. Tricky deliveries that involve the likelihood of damage or injury to either man or furniture, we leave you to arrange with someone else.
Q) If I forget and am not at home when you deliver, or you need to redeliver because my door needs removing first, etc, will you charge me again?
A) Simple answer. Yes, probably. And you might well be charged for returning the item to the warehouse too. Remember that if you can't take delivery at the time arranged, you might incur storage charges.
Q) When do you carry out deliveries?
A) The firms we use deliver Mondays to Fridays, 9am to 5pm. In London, and often within the M25, they are able to provide a delivery time within a 2 hour window - so none of this 'AM or PM, but not if theres a Y in the month' mularkey.  They'll even 'phone if they're running late.  As to parcel companies - you probably already know the score.
Q) Can you arrange delivery outside these hours, for example, really early or on weekends?
A) No, we can't do that for you, but you can contact the delivery company directly and see if they will make a special arrangement with you. It's much more expensive and is not included in the delivery charge that we've made to you.
Q) Can I have my money back if my furniture won't fit in my house or through my door?

A) Sorry, but no again. Be sure to measure well, as we will neither refund the goods or the delivery charge.

Q) Can you arrange delivery to places not mentioned in the table above

A) Yes. We can arrange delivery of anything to anywhere that's not covered by our tariffs above - so if you need a table delivered to Timbuktu or a cup to Casablanca, then please feel free to call us on 020 7359 4281 or email for a quote.

Q) Do you use a secure credit card verification service to help prevent fraudulent deliveries?
A) Yes. We, like almost all other websites, use a credit card verification service which is known as 3D Secure. This means that you will have to enter a password that is private and you have agreed with your bank.  This will confirm that your name, address (including house number and postcode) match the billing address of your card.

Q) Can I buy a present for a friend or relative and have it delivered to their address, rather than the one to which my card is registered?
A) Yes, so long as you have verified your identity as described above.

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London Postcodes - just cos it's quite interesting

ps. if you want to know a little bit of trivia about your local area of London, click on your district and it'll spin you off to Wikipedia, but make sure you come back to us. Remember, if you're a woman you can multi-task, if you're a man you're probably having trouble clicking and reading simultaneously.

Area Post town District Postal district
N London Islington N1 England
London East Finchley N2
London Finchley N3
London Finsbury Park N4
London Highbury N5
London Highgate N6
London Holloway N7
London Hornsey N8
London Lower Edmonton N9
London Muswell Hill N10
London New Southgate N11
London North Finchley N12
London Palmers Green N13
London Southgate N14
London South Tottenham N15
London Stoke Newington N16
London Tottenham N17
London Upper Edmonton N18
London Upper Holloway N19
London Whetstone N20
London Winchmore Hill N21
London Wood Green N22

Area Post town District Postal district
NW London Camden Town NW1 England
London Cricklewood NW2
London Hampstead NW3
London Hendon NW4
London Kentish Town NW5
London Kilburn NW6
London Mill Hill NW7
London St John's Wood NW8
London The Hyde NW9
London Willesden NW10
London Golders Green NW11

Area Post town District Postal district
SE London Waterloo SE1 England
London Abbey Wood SE2
London Blackheath SE3
London Brockley SE4
London Camberwell SE5
London Catford SE6
London Charlton SE7
London Deptford SE8
London Eltham SE9
London Greenwich SE10
London Kennington SE11
London Lee SE12
London Lewisham SE13
London New Cross SE14
London Peckham SE15
London Rotherhithe SE16
London Walworth SE17
London Woolwich SE18
London Upper Norwood SE19
London Anerley SE20
London Dulwich SE21
London East Dulwich SE22
London Forest Hill SE23
London Herne Hill SE24
London South Norwood SE25
London Sydenham SE26
London West Norwood SE27
London Thamesmead SE28

Area Post town District Postal district
SW London Westminster SW1 England
London Brixton SW2
London Chelsea SW3
London Clapham SW4
London Earls Court SW5
London Fulham SW6
London Knightsbridge SW7
London Nine Elms SW8
London Stockwell SW9
London West Brompton SW10
London Battersea SW11
London Balham SW12
London Barnes SW13
London Mortlake SW14
London Putney SW15
London Streatham SW16
London Tooting SW17
London Wandsworth SW18
London Wimbledon SW19
London West Wimbledon SW20

Area Post town District Postal district
E London Aldgate E1 England
London Bethnal Green E2
London Bow E3
London Chingford E4
London Clapton E5
London East Ham E6
London Forest Gate E7
London Hackney E8
London Homerton E9
London Leyton E10
London Leytonstone E11
London Manor Park E12
London Plaistow E13
London Poplar E14
London Stratford E15
London Victoria Dock E16
London Walthamstow E17
London Woodford E18

EC London Clerkenwell EC1 England
London Liverpool Street EC2
London Fenchurch Street EC3
London Fleet Street EC4

Area Post town District Postal district
W London Mayfair, Soho W1 England
London Paddington W2
London Acton W3
London Chiswick W4
London Ealing W5
London Hammersmith W6
London Hanwell W7
London Kensington W8
London Maida Vale W9
London North Kensington W10
London Notting Hill W11
London Shepherd's Bush W12
London West Ealing W13
London West Kensington W14

Area Post town District Postal district
WC London Holborn WC1 England
London Strand WC2

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